Wednesday, September 3, 2008

LB

Turned out that sure enough, the Israelites did evil in the eyes of the Lord. So he had sold them into slavery. Then after a long time, they remembered God and cried out to him. God sent a deliverer named Othniel. He helped them do right and they took out a few cities before he died. But once again they did evil in the eyes of the Lord and once again he sold them into slavery and once again they remembered God and cried out to him. So once again he gave them a deliverer named Ehud. He was left handed and he made a double edge sword and went to the king of Moab saying he had an important message so the gaurds cheked the left side of him for a sword. But for some reason they didn't see anything.>:P Any way, he went into the kings room and said again he had an important message. So the king sent the guards away and Ehud got really close to the king as if he were going to tell him a secret. Instead he plunged the sword into the king's belly. The king was sooo fat that his fat closed in the sword. *shudder* And Ehud got away while the guards were thinking that their king was "in the inner room refreshing himself ". Then Ehud said to the Israelites to follow him. And they destroyed the Moabites. Then after Ehud died they did the same thing that they did before in the same order until they remembered God and he gave them a woman named Deborah. She told army commander to go fight against their oppressors with the iron chariots. But Barak said that she had to go to, or he wouldn't.Wow. I can't believe he's afraid. So she said she would go but he wouldn't have credit for the victory. Poor guy.Turned out, once that evil king found out they were losing, he fled to a womans house. He told her to gaurd the door until he was done resting then he fell asleep. While he was sleeping, she took a tent peg and stabbed his head. Go girl!

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