Saul has just become king, but there were alot of troublemakers that opposed him, but he did nothing about it.
DU-du-du-dun-da-da, dun-da-da (That was the Darth Vader theme)!!! The evil Ammonite king has come to place Jabesh Gilead under siege!!!! Oh no! Well, the people of the city said, "make a treaty with us and we will be subject to you!"
But the bad guys said, "Neva!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Wait, well - ok. But only if we can put out the right eye of all your men."
The Israelites whispered but this was eventually seen as a bad deal, so they said, "If nobody comes to rescue us in a week, it's a deal!"
When Saul heard of this he was furious (what a hero!!!). He gathered impressed men and stormed the Ammonites and saved the city!!!! Huzzah!!!! Everybody was happy, and they said, "Hey, get those guys that said Saul was no good!!! Let's have us an execution!!!!"
But Saul said, "No, that's alright. God saved us today, so nobody shall be killed."
Samuel threw an arm around Saul and said, "Come, let's go reaffirm the kingship!"
So all Israel partied and was very happy. Saul was a cool guy for like a whole two chapters!!!!!
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I liked Saul, before he was a bad guy. Even when he was, he stell had something about him that made me feel sorry for him.
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