2 Kings 8

"Elisha went to Damascus, and Ben-Hadad king of Aram was ill. When the king was told, 'The man of God has come all the way up here,' he said to Hazael (the servant), 'Take a gift with you and go to meet the man of God. Consult the LORD through him; ask him, "Will I recover from this illness?" ' Hazael went to meet Elisha, taking with him as a gift forty camel-loads of all the finest wares of Damascus. He went in and stood before him, and said, 'Your son Ben-Hadad king of Aram has sent me to ask, "Will I recover from this illness?" '

Elisha answered, 'Go and say to him, "You will certainly recover"; but the LORD has revealed to me that he will in fact die.' He stared at him with a fixed gaze until Hazael felt ashamed."

Good picture there. You can just see how this is happening.

"Then the man of God began to weep.

'Why is my lord weeping?' asked Hazael.

'Because I know the harm you will do to the Israelites,' he answered. 'You will set fire to their fortified places, kill their young men with the sword, dash their little children to the ground, and rip open their pregnant women.'

Hazael said, 'How could your servant, a mere dog, accomplish such a feat?' "

So Elisha is naming off all these dreadful things, and Hazael is just grinning and thinks it's wonderful. Israel and Aram ARE enemies after all.

" 'The LORD has shown me that you will become king of Aram,' answered Elisha."

Wow. Just BAM and this guy's gonna be king. He had to have been very excited, and wondering how Ben-Hadad could be got rid of. Moving on...

"Then Hazael left Elisha and returned to his master. When Ben-Hadad asked, 'What did Elisha say to you?' Hazael replied, 'He told me that you would certainly recover.' But the next day he took a thick cloth, soaked it in water and spread it over the king's face, so that he died. Then Hazael succeeded him as king."

That's one way to handle business. A lot different than when David found out he was going to be king, if you'll notice.

So that's what's up in the wonderful world of 2 kings!